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Date 2021/10/04 20:39:28
Name 오곡물티슈
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Subject [유머] 건강한 삶을 원하십니까 (수정됨)




내가... 몇 개.. 했더라?


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법 없이도 사는 사람, 남에게 상처를 주지 않으면서 같이 이야기 나눌 수 있는 분이면 좋겠습니다."
Friendshiping
21/10/04 20:40
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그만해...! 이러다... 다 죽어...!
귀여운호랑이
21/10/04 20:41
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나. . . . . 무서워
맹렬성
21/10/04 20:43
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트레이너가 잠시 등돌렸을때만 쉴수있음
모루겟소요
21/10/04 20:47
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가자... 운동 가자...
해질녁주세요
21/10/04 21:03
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내가 소싯적에 헬스를 꽤~ 해봤는데, 웬만해서는 살이 찐적이 없었어.
시린비
21/10/04 21:15
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왜 자꾸 하나 더 하나 더 하면서 숫자를 속이시는거에요..!
이러면 안되는 거잖아요!
21/10/04 21:24
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자네가 날 속이고 야식먹은 건 말이되고?
QuickSohee
21/10/04 21:17
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하..XX 회원님!!
21/10/04 22:12
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3대 456!
어바웃타임
21/10/04 22:15
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아....신발...하...회원님!! 회원님 뱃살이 왜 그모양 그꼴인지 아세요?
21/10/04 23:15
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그러는 트레이너님은 대회 수석 입상해놓고 여기서 이러고 있어요?
손님 맞을래요
21/10/04 22:36
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안해....그만두겠어
스웨트
21/10/04 23:03
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미쳤어!
지켜보고있다
21/10/04 23:22
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온갖 상황에 응용이 되는 드립들이 폭팔한 드라마 크크크크크크크
21/10/05 00:10
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자네..아직도 상체를 하나?
태연­
21/10/05 00:56
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(수정됨) 아 xx 회원님!
회원님 몸이 왜 그모양 그꼴인줄 알아요?
지금 이상황에도 그런 한심한 야식같은소리나 하고 자빠졌으니까!
위 크기는 쓸데없이 넓은게 식욕은 돈나 넘쳐서!
살찌는 음식인지 아닌지 꼭 쳐먹어봐야 되는 인간이니까!

그게 나네 ㅠㅠ
21/10/05 10:05
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댓글 크크크크크크크
21/10/05 12:04
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바리에이션 무궁무진 하네요 크크
안 봤으면 하나도 못 웃었을텐데 보길 잘했어요 크크크
오곡물티슈
21/11/25 01:30
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Tullis Matson: OK.
Narrator: Depending on the stallion, horse semen is one of the most expensive liquids on the planet.
Matson: Thinking about it. Thinking about it again. Starting to draw.
Yeah, OK. You can wash that. Good boy.
OK?

Grab that rein inside, Josh.
Got him?

[horse snorting]

Let's hold it there.
So, we collected about 80 mils,
and this is gonna be worth
in excess of $100,000.

Narrator: That means that a gallon of this horse's semen is worth $4.7 million.
And that's nowhere near the most expensive.

[horse whinnying]

Once it's collected, horse semen can be separated and sold in small tubes called straws.

Matson: One of these straws is worth about $1,200.
We're putting about 150 million to 200 million sperm cells in each individual straw.
Big Star's produced about 60 or 70 of them here.

Narrator: Super-fertile stallions like Big Star can ejaculate once a day.
Theoretically, this means he could produce over $20 million worth of semen during an eight-month stud season.
And if a stallion's semen is high quality, it can be frozen in straws for future use.

Matson: So, in this room is the heart of really Stallion AI Services.
This room's built like actually a nuclear bunker in here.
This is where all the semen is now kept.
We've got hundreds and hundreds of thousands of straws in here.
We've got over 1,200 different stallions.
So, in here, stored at minus 196 degrees,
is hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of semen ready to be used to inseminate mares.


Narrator: In the horse-breeding world, genetics is king.
Wealthy investors are willing to pay high prices for proven winners' semen,
hoping that the resulting foal provides a large return on investment.

Matson: Big Star is one of the most prolific show jumpers of all time.
He's a double-gold-medal-winning stallion, which, there's very few of them out there.
He's got the perfect genetics, really, to go on to show jumping.
So you mix that with another genetic line on the female side
and cross those two together.
You can pay $1,200 for a single straw, you can have a foal,
and maybe three or four years later, you can sell that foal for sometimes $100,000.
In Big Star's case, he's hit those bells.
He had the highest-price foal in the UK, and that sold for in excess of $100,000.

Narrator: Even though most stud farms
offer guarantees on producing a live foal, commercial and competitive success is still a gamble, even with strong genetics.
In fact, the bloodline of all stallion horses is closer than you might think.


According to an international team of scientists who studied the Y chromosomes of 52 horses from 21 breeds,
practically all modern horses descended from just a few original stallions, from carriage horses hauling tourists in the streets
right through to champion racehorses like Galileo, the world's most expensive sire.

Even more surprisingly, 95% of all thoroughbred racehorses, like him,
can be traced back to just a handful of ancestors, who are all linked to one single superstud:
the Darley Arabian, born in 1700.

But the value of thoroughbred semen is a little harder to quantify,
since breeding must occur naturally for racehorses.

Matson: In the sport-horse world, we're very lucky. We can use artificial insemination
to breed our mares with,
as opposed to the thoroughbred world, everything's got to be done naturally.
They've got to literally cover the mare naturally.

Their concern with their gene pool, if they would allow AI into the thoroughbred world,
it would mean the gene pool would shrink because one horse could then cover thousands of mares.
Narrator: And anyone wishing to naturally cover their mare with Galileo
needs serious financial backing.

Even though his price is listed as private, it's widely reported that his stud fee
sits at around $650,000, comfortably the world's highest.

But because thoroughbred horses must be bred naturally, and therefore a collection of sperm cannot be purchased,
equating the cost of Galileo's semen requires some extrapolation.

Assuming that during the course of a natural covering, Galileo ejaculates the average of 50 mil of semen,
and assuming that the semen is high-enough quality to impregnate a mare successfully,
and assuming that a breeder paid $650,000 for that service, then we can deduce that a gallon of Galileo's semen
could be worth a whopping $49 million, making it the most expensive liquid on earth.
But is it worth it?

Matson: Like anything, there's a lot of work,
there's a lot of luck in it. But you've got to make your luck,
and you've gotta start off with the right genetics.
The chances, obviously, you need to breed a lot to get that particular horse,
but with the right genetics, you've got a much better chance.
Narrator: Galileo's position as the top sire
is cemented by the achievements of his offspring.

He has sired no less than 84 winners, including Frankel,
who himself has now been put to stud,
commanding the second-highest stud fee in the UK of around $220,000.
In turn, he has sired a further 10 winners. Like father, like son.
Despite generally being safer for both stallion and mare, artificial insemination is criticized
for its ethics around science and nature.

But the analysis of thoroughbred-racehorse genetics has added to the controversy surrounding horse breeding.
Roughly 10% experience orthopedic problems, and the majority suffer exercise-induced
bleeding in the lungs.

PETA investigators captured video from inside the breeding barns at Darley in Kentucky,
one of the world's most expensive thoroughbred-breeding facilities,
where stallions were goaded to cover more than 100 mares each in a breeding season.
Some thoroughbreds were even sold for slaughter at a horse meat market.
With so much money to be made in racing, show jumping, dressage, and more, the price of horse semen will remain stable.
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